The worst landlord ever?

Laura Evelyn's tweet about the landlord's amazing demands. Picture: Laura Evelyn via Twitter Source: Supplied

NO loud music, or parties, or drugs and no stealing.

These are pretty reasonable requests for a landlord in a share flat to make when interviewing prospective tenants.

But no pork?

And no visitors?

And any personal items left in communal areas will be thrown away?

My, that's just plain inhospitable.

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Tenants expect rules, but Laura Evelyn didn't expect to be handed a list of increasingly bizarre house rules, before even signing a contract.

The 31 instructions include limiting showering to 15 minutes, having visitors approved two weeks in advance and never using somebody else's shampoo.

Any personal belongings left in communal areas of the flat in Wood Green, north London, would be "thrown out as junk'" the list says, and no food is to be eaten in bedrooms.

Laura was so amazed by the list, she did the only sensible thing: she posted the entire thing on the internet.

Her tweet has since gone viral.

You can see the demands below.

Oh, in case you were wondering, she has not moved in.

"The pork sanction was the deal-breaker. I could've handled the shower/sleep/cooking/existing allowances, she tweeted.

Laura Evelyn's tweets aboutthe incredible demands fromthe landlord. Picture: via Twitter Source: Supplied

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